why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Santa isn't real

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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alex is cool

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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