- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

The Morman Religion.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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