- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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