- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

123 f*ck off

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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