What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Your mom is so old she died

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

You sick fiend

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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