- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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