How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Connor is homo

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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