how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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WILLYS

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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ewrg

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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