- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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