Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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