I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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women rights

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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