I'm hungry.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Anti Joke

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