- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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