Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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WILLY

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Oh, go away

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