Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Cripples are lame.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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