What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Robin, get in the car!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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