- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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