- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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