- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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