What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

thumb_up thumb_down -31

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

thumb_up thumb_down -31

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

thumb_up thumb_down -33

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops