An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats black and strange a paki

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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