Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A van drives into a car.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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