- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's the new green? Green

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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