- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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