Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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