- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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