What's the difference between a duck?

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Bryson got a concussion...he died

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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