knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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