- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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