- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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