- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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