- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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