- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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