Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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