Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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This isn't funny.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Urban ghettos

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