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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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