A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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