How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Julian Ha.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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