What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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