- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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