- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Take part of what?

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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