- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A black man walks out of a police station

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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