- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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