a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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scientology.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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