A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Women's rights

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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