Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

guess what what that wasnt it

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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