- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's your blood type? Red.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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