Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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