- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Caramel Boing.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Daniel is a fag

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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