Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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The holocaust

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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