- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What comes after 69? 70

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