- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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