- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

you will like this because i am black.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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